Tuesday, 15 May 2012

  • Why Having Children Is a Selfish Choice

    If it’s one thing that the childfree get called all the time it’s selfish. Whether our choice to not have children has to do with having more money, more time to ourselves, more time for our careers, or whatever the case may be, yes I suppose our choice can sound selfishly motivated. There is absolutely no denying that fact. However, in another light, I contend that having children is an equally, if not more selfish choice than the choice to not have children.

    So let’s get down to this simple reasoning: who decided for you that you were going to have children? It was you yourself. Don’t try to blame it on your parents who “forced” you into it (you can make your own choices) and don’t try to blame it on the fictitious being known as “God” (if you’re a slave to your religion you’re stupid). YOU were the one that decided that you would bring children into this world. Your children had absolutely no say in the matter. You just pushed them right out (or provided the sperm) without consulting them in the process. You had children because YOU chose that to satsify YOUR OWN desires in life. Your children did not choose to be born for themselves. Therefore your choice is selfishly motivated.

    Now, as for why it would be more selfish than the alternative, think about this. This world is a cruel, mean place and life is rough. How selfish is it to subject a new human being to the cruelty and meanness of this world just because you wanted a child in the home? How selfish is it to make another person endure this difficult thing called life just because you wanted a miniature human being? When you look at it both ways, you see very clearly that having a child is in fact a very selfish decision.

    Now, that’s not to say that making selfish decisions is inherently bad. We are by nature selfish creatures. The least we can do is admit that most, if not all, of the decisions we make concerning our own lives have selfish motivations at their very root.

    So yes, I do admit my choice to not have children is a selfish one. I very much enjoy the additional money, free time, and time for my career that a childfree lifestyle permits me. However, I think it’s time that parents put away this accusation they love to hurl at the childfree and realize that they’re being equally selfish in choosing to have children. One way or another, it’s a selfish choice, so it’s one half dozen or the other.
  • More on Docking/Cropping

    My puppy is now four weeks old so it's about a month away from the "ideal" cropping age (as if there was any ideal age to do it, what a load of bunk), I'm having to fight harder and harder to talk my mother and sister out of cropping Baby Z's ears. Mark my words, it's not happening on my watch. I've already laid down the law that I'm not paying for it and quite frankly the dog is gone if they choose to do it (I'm not owning a crop-eared dog, I refuse), and they will be gone too (I pay the mortgage, this is MY house, and it was only out of the kindness of my heart and to get them out of a toxic living situation that I took them in).

    Quite frankly the way I see it is simple: we don't amputate body parts that aren't injured or are otherwise healthy off of people, therefore we shouldn't do it to animals either, who are also sentient beings who have their own bodies. We do not "own" animals' bodies. We may care for them, provide for them, etc. but we do not own them. Period.

    Well, the former (docking) there's not a whole lot to say in the matter, other than the fact it's done without anesthesia in the puppy stage, even when a vet is doing it. I can't imagine the sheer agony of having a toe or a finger cut off without anesthesia. I've suffered some pretty bad pain during my time (including a 5-year battle with cluster headaches, which seem to have stopped altogether), but even that thought makes me just cringe with pain.

    If it's not OK to do to a human, it's not OK to do to any sentient being. Dogs feel pain just the same as we do, except for that they're more helpless to stop it than we are. We can protest and tell people it hurts. They can't, so we just don't realize it in our sheer ignorance.

    Though as gruesome as docking may be, it's over pretty quick. Not so with ear cropping, which is a LONG, DRAWN-OUT process. A lot of people are completely ignorant as to what ear cropping entails. Most people seem to think you cut the ear and it stands immediately, and that couldn't be farther from the truth. Here's an excerpt from from The Doberman Club's website (link):

    For the first 7 days after ear cropping, your pup will remain in his rack (or cup), with sutures holding the edges closed. Between 7 and 10 days after cropping, the sutures will be removed, the cup changed. Again, for 7 to 10 days the pup will remain in his cup with the ears taped erect until all the cut edges are healed. Having the puppy’s ears up in a cup makes it very easy for you to keep the edges clean. Use peroxide to clean the edges of the ears and then dust the edges with BFI Powder to help dry them out. BFI Powder is also used for Athlete’s Foot and is readily available at most drugstores. If this is not available, just use the juice of an Aloe Leaf (or an ointment) to help heal the edges.

    .......

    Ears should not be taped until most of the scabs from the surgery have healed. If there are only 1 or 2 scabs left, you can cover those with cotton and a little antibiotic powder and then tape over them.

    There is no set amount of time it takes before a puppy’s ears will stand; the average time for taping is approximately 4-5 months. Most pups have their ears up by the age of 6 - 7 months. That said, it isn't unusual for some ears not to stand until the pup is a year old. And some puppies have poor ear leather, which means that the ears won't ever stand perfectly or the tips will curl inward. These problems can also be the result of a poor ear crop.


    When I read that I almost threw up in my mouth. You have to tape that poor pup's ears for several months to "train" them to stand. Unbelievable. How an anyone, and I mean ANYONE with any sort of conscience subject a dog to that? Never mind the probable ear infections that come from having the ears taped, not to mention incessant itching that probably comes from it. And all because some sick, twisted fuck-up decided it looks better? That's what makes it worse.

    As I said earlier, there's a damn good reason these procedures are illegal in several countries. There's just no reason for it, and it's torture. There's also some speculation that ear cropping in particular can cause phantom pains and as a result, behavioral problems. I'm not surprised, as this is common with many amputative surgeries. Of course, don't tell that to the AKC who thinks butchering dogs for the show ring should be a requirement. That's what's the sickest of all.

    I don't know what I'd do if they went and cut poor Baby Z's ears. For all I know, if it happens I may just have him euthanized to save him the pain and anguish that'll come along with it. After putting so much time and energy into his well being (bottle feeding, cuddling, playing, I've even taken him to work with me when neither mom or my sister were home so I could watch him, where he laid and slept comfortably between myself and the other pilot up in the cockpit). I've put too much time and energy into it to see it happen. I couldn't handle the thought of him suffering for cosmetic reasons.

    *sigh* What a complicated situation, and one that would be alleviated by setting into place and enforcing proper legal ramifications for useless cosmetic surgery. Mexico, US, Canada, etc., get your asses on the ball and protect our furry friends! Thank you.

Monday, 14 May 2012

  • Sponsorship Request Letter

    So, as an up and coming professional bowler, I think it's time to start trying to find a sponsor. Sponsorships of course have to be limited and there aren't many bowling companies out there, so it's competitive for any bowler looking to make his/her start (the old heads can get anyone they want to sponsor them).

    At any rate, I'd like some help with my letter. This is just a first draft (and I have until the end of the league season to tweak it, when I've finally established a hard average; I'll just keep updating with my current averages), and if anyone has any suggestions, please chime in.

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    Dear (Company):

    Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Lynn M****, and I'm a 25 year old aspiring professional bowler from Mexico City, Mexico, and I would like nothing more than to become part of team (Company).

    Though I've only been bowling for a little less than a year now, I currently carry a 247.53 average in a recreational league and a 215.29 average in a sport league. In addition, I've bowled two 300 games and a total of six 800 series, one of which was achieved on the PBA Cheetah oil pattern.

    (some fluff goes here, haven't figured it out yet)

    For the reasons listed above, I feel like I would be a great asset to team (Company) and would ask you to please consider giving me a chance to become a member. Thank you in advance for your consideration, and I look forward to hearing back from you.

    Sincerely yours,



    Lynn G. M****

Sunday, 13 May 2012

  • Tail Docking/Ear Cropping

    If it's one thing that's a sore spot for me when it comes to dogs, it's tail docking and ear cropping. I am adamantly against both. They are nothing but cosmetic surgeries that really do not have any medical value whatosever, even though a lot of people tend to tout bogus "health benefits" from the procedures. Hmmm, sounds kind of like circumcision in humans, doesn't it?

    Well, we acquired a newborn doberman two days old after its mother died of a ruptured uterus. Myself, my mother, and my sister have now poured countless hours into raising that dog. He's almost 4 weeks old now and looking healthy and happy as ever, but dobies are one of those breeds that supposedly "require" plastic surgery.

    The "breed standards" for doberman dogs call for docked tails and cropped ears both, and to my knowledge you can't show dogs that have NOT had both of these procedures done. So you know, you can thank groups like the AKC and other dog show groups that "register" purebreds for the continuation of these cruel and disgusting practices, all in the name of meeting "breed standards."

    Tail docking and ear cropping are unethical practices as far as I'm concerned, and there's good reason it's banned in many countries. There are no real benefits to either procedure, and they're done either to A) meet breed standards, or B) because the owner prefers the look. Really? So we have the right to alter our pets to suit our aesthetic desires? Oh HELL FUCKING NO!!!!

    We do not own our pets' bodies any more than Republicans own women's bodies. They are NOT our bodies and we do NOT have the right to surgically alter them for cosmetic purposes. Whereas they might be our pets, that doesn't make them our "property" so to speak. They are independent, sentient life forms and should be treated as such. If you don't believe that, well, you're speciesist. Sorry, I can't think of a nicer way to put that.

    At any rate, we all agreed to not dock or crop our baby dobie at the outset. That didn't go much of anywhere. The vet docked our baby against our wishes, and we are currently in legal proceedings over that thing. But now my sister got to looking online (it is pretty much her dog, since she wanted one and we didn't have one already) and she decides Baby Z just has to have a show crop (the longest ear crop and the one you see in dog shows). Uh, not if I have anything to say about it. It may be her dog but I've done more to raise that dog than she has! She's bottle fed him maybe once or twice. I do so on a daily fucking basis. As such, my opinion should carry more weight.

    Quite frankly if dogs weren't supposed to have tails or floppy ears they wouldn't be born with them. Tails are for balance and floppy ears are for protecting the ear canal from impurities and the eardrum from very loud sounds. Besides, if we're talking from an aesthetic standpoint, I think docked tails and cropped ears look stupid. I much prefer the appearance of a dog with a full tail and uncropped ears, and a dobie is no exception. I guess people are just sick and perverted enough to prefer something in a surgically altered state? Turns my fucking stomach.

    I mean, look at this:



    Isn't that a perfect dog face? Compared to this:



    That dog just looks mean and those artifically pointed ears are not attractive at all. I guess that's the intention of cropping? Whatever.

    End rant.

Saturday, 12 May 2012

  • "Yes, The Money Is Expensive."

    You mean that Americans are actually stupid enough to fall for shit like this?



    My God, no wonder I found Americans to be the biggest ignoramuses on the face of the earth! Either that or they're blind and can't read. Did you see what that fine print said? 116% (you read that right, ONE-HUNDRED SIXTEEN percent interest) on a $5,000 loan paid in in 84 monthly installments of $486. By the time all is said and done, you're paying back almost $41,000 on a $5,000 loan. I was born in the morning but I wasn't born this morning!

    Sadly, though, from what I understand it's perfectly legal in the US (and crap like that may even be legal here for all I know), and I guess they've found a way to make money legally, preying upon the stupidity of the average person, so you know I guess more power to them. Still though, my dad was about the most gullible person on the face of this planet (he fell for the Mormon missionary sales pitch, if that tells you anything) but even this would have had him running the other way! Hell, he might be running in his grave for all I know.

    God. Businesses like this make me sick.